Penis Snatchers Arrested

What’ll be next, turning penises to frogs.  And then…

“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

I don’t know what this will do to their social life.  But eh, maybe they’ll appear on Jerry Springer on a show titled, “women who love men with small penises.”

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080424