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Vampire Baby Or Is It Resurection

August 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

They call this one a miracle.  I think it must have touched with the blood of a recently deceased turned vampire.  Or maybe it’s a Jesus thing.

The baby, weighing only 600 grams at birth, spent at least five hours inside one of the hospital’s refrigerated storage units, before her parents, who had taken her to be buried, began noticing some movement.

Could Jesus have been buried in a fridge as well, causing the resurection?

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSLI23405020080819

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